Positively amazed THIS one is NOT in the DT, we sang it in elementry school

Walking Down Canal Street

Walking down Canal Street,
Knocking on every door,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
Couldn't find a whore.

When I finally found a whore,
She was tall and thin,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
Couldn't get it in.

When I finally got it in,
I turned it all about,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
Couldn't get it out

When I finally got it out,
It was red and sore,
Goddamn son of a bitch,
You should never fuck a whore.