LTS - - I'd rather eat words than pooped in pancakes!!

And this thread is about to take a terrible turn for the worse

I knew a guy who was kicked out of the military for sleeping with an officer's wife. He was assigned mess duty while waiting for the paperwork to send him out the gate. The officer in question came to the mess hall, yep you guessed it, the guy masturbated in his tapioca! True story!!

Geez should I sign my name ROTFLMAO

Steve