Kendall, I had hopes that you might remain over there and thus be spared the charges of the local constabulary. Indecent exposure is no small thing of course, but I really thought you were over the bestiality. Obviously you either forgot your meds or had a relapse.

However, since you have now enjoyed the pleasures of a llama, I was thinking that since you are reputedly the foremost person in the field (often you're the only person in the field which scares the hell out of any critter penned up in the field), you could maybe compare for us a Llahma as opposed to a goat, cow, sheep, ostrich, goose, emu, pea fowl, pig, rabbit, chicken, or the over two dozen others animals you've shagged. Take as much space as you wish. Extra bandwidth is available for your thoughts and experiences on this subject.

Spaw