Ah Rugby songs - remember the Rugby version of Abdul the Bul Bul EmireGive me time i'll remember the words, but as a taster -
"The cream of the joke,
came when they had broke,
Was laughed at for years by the Czar,
For Abdul the Fool,
Had left half his tool
Up Ivan Skawinsky Skzar."Obviously dis memberment
Gareth, lowering the tone.