Yeah, I gotta' agree Allan. I have a great friend here at the 'Cat (actually I have more than one surprisingly enough) who has sent us some of the damndest things........Things I would never buy, but things that have brought joy and laughter and even tears to our home. But I also understand CH's idea on the hints thread, so I'll fill one out too.

Btw, isn't part of the fun of this in guessing who your Secret Santa is? Do we need a different hints thread for that? We don't have to play that, but the office stuff I've done has worked that way too.

Now it wouldn't be Spaw unless there was some wacky ass link attached now would it? So let me say that some there's some really neat gifts HERE.

Now, on to the questions.............

catspaw49 (Spaw) Pat Patterson, Bremen, Ohio

1. What is your age range?
0-100......Close enough? (53)

2. Gender?
Yes, I have one. I'm the type with the floppy stuff between my legs as opposed to on my chest.

3. Do you have a favorite color?
Plaid. Sometimes I get turned on by "Doofy Blue"

4. Favorite authors/ type of book?
I read all kinds of things, especially non-fiction about subjects that I (all of a sudded) get really passionate about.

5. What books have you really been wanting?
Big Schlong;The Life of Johhny "Wad" Holmes

6. What type of music do you like?
I like a lot of stuff, Old Timey, Appalachian, Bluegrass, Progressive Jazz, some Classical.........but specifically I HATE opera.

7. What cd's have you really been wanting?
CLICK

8. What movies have you been wanting?
Some real fine porn would be good. Especially nice to get some home grown from a female 'Catter(:<))

9. what is your t-shirt size?
If it will fit over a barn, that's about right (2X)

10. Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Surgeries. I have quite a collection going.

11. What are some of your other hobbies?
Sailboats and Automobile Racing

12. Do you prefer gold-tone or silver-tone jewelry?
Rust or green oxidized

13. Please include anything else you feel is important that would help your secret santa know what you would like.
Almost 14,000 posts here at the 'Cat......If I ain't covered most of the bases somewhere...............

Spaw