Two old farm couples were talking to each other after a Sunday dinner. The wives were cleaning up the kitchen and the men were relaxing on the porch. A nice summer breeze was blowing so the windows of the house were open to enjoy this.

The two men were commenting about how wonderful the dinner was and how it was a shame a feller couldn't go out and get a nice meal at a restaurant anymore - what with all the fast food places and such.

One old man told his friend that he and the Mrs. had recently been out to a really fine restaurant but he couldn't recall the name. He struggled and struggled trying to think of it but the name just wouldn't come to him. Finally he asked his friend, "What's that flower? You know the one that has a long stem, smells really good, and has thorns on it?"

His friend replied, "A Rose?"

Brightening visibly the old man looked over to his Mrs. and said, "That's it! Rose - What's the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"