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Thread #40139   Message #572522
Posted By: marymarymary
15-Oct-01 - 12:24 PM
Thread Name: What did you sing as a kid?
Subject: RE: BS: What did you sing as a kid?
This one was a favorite, because we felt like we were really cool, saying words like "ass" (giggle, giggle) and "behind".

Miss Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven and
The steamboat went to --

HELL-o, operator.
Give me number 9.
ANd if you disconnect me,
I'll powder your --

BEHIND the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass.
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And cut her little --

ASk me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their --

FLIES are in the meadow,
Bees are in the grass.
Miss Lucy sat upon one and
It stung her little ASS!