A round we repeated endlessly

Politically incorrect... my appologies...

Two Irish men. two irish men, sitting in a ditch One called the other A dirty son of a Peter Murphy, Peter Murphy Sitting in the grass along came a bumble bee and stung him in the Ask me no questions, I'll tell you know lies If you ever get hit with a bucket of .... Be sure to close your Ice cold lemonade, five cents a glass If you don't like it, you can stick it up your Ask me no questions.... keep repeating until you drop from exhaustion...

My nephews made up a great song for Davy Crocket:

Borned on a mountain top in Tennessee Tore my pants on a Christmas tree Patched 'em up with some bubble gum Bear came along and he asked for some Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier

Slept on a table top in Joe's Cafe Greasiest joint in the U.S.A. Ordered a griddly and that ain't all Next thing I knew I was in City Hall

I added this verse

Went to see the Mayor just to set him straight I found him swinging on the Pearly Gate Asked his pardon, and he let me go So I wandered down to the Alamo

When I asked my nephews what a griddly was, they said they didn't know... it just sounded good..