Little baby ate a chocolate cake
Went to the bathroom and pooped out a snake
The snake climbed out and bit him on the head
Little baby was dead, dead, dead
They buried him down in a deep dark hole
Winter came and they dug him up for coal
They burned him in the furnace, hot, hot, hot
Buried the ashes and they began to rot
Rain came down, and they began to smell
Little baby went straight to hell
Devils poked him with a big fat stick
A devil came and chopped off his dick
Little baby lay down and cried
And then he finally died, died, died