Okay, I know the chorus and one verse to a very funny song, and I'd like more info. I didn't find it in the database. I think it's modern, so if anyone knows who wrote and/or recorded it, please let me know. It's in kind of a mock country/western tone.

The chorus is:

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.
My life was so much simpler when I was sober, and queer.
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head, I fear,
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control--and beer.

Anyone who recognizes this, please help.

Thanks

ERIN