OK folks, perhaps this could fall more in the catagory of "Camp-Fire-Songs," it is a variation of Three Jolly Fishermen As a "camper" I thought it a cute-ditty, but little did I know the OTHER words meaning when twisted to a footballer's mentality. Joe/Max will probably deleat it since it reflects sentiments THEY attribute to the Knaben/Jugen of the HJ. But given its irreverance to cutesy/niceness it is deffinately RUGBY!!! (posted 10/16/01 15:31 GMT)

Three Jews from Jerusalem

Tune: Three Jolly Fishermen

There were three Jews from Jerusalem,
There were three Jews from Jerusalem,
Jerry, jerry, jerry, Ru Sa Lem,
Jerry, jerry, jerry, Ru Sa Lem,
There were three Jews from Jerusalem.

The first Jew's name was Issac (2x)
Isy, isy isy suck suck suck (2x)
There were.......etc.

The second Jew's name was Abraham (2x)
Abry, abry, abry RAM RAM RAM! (2x)
There were......etc.

They had a friend named Joseph,(2x)
Josy, osy, osy SIPH SIPH SIPH!(2x)
There were..... etc.

And another friend named Jehosephat,(2x)
Hjehosy, osy, osy, FART FART FART!(2x)
There were..... etc.

They went for a ride in a charabanc,(2x)
Chara, chara, charc BANG, BANG, BANG!(2x)
There were..... etc.

There was a mighty thunderclap,(2x)
Thunder, thunder, thunder, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!(2x)
There were..... etc.

They all fell over a precipice,(2x)
Preci,preci,preci PISS, PISS, PISS!(2x)
There were..... etc.

The took them off the hospital,(2x)
Hosy, ohy, ohy, PIDDLE PIDDLE PIDDLE!(2x)
There were..... etc.

Otherwise known as the ramah sakit,(2x)
Rumah, rumah, rumah, SUCKIT, SUCKIT, SUCKIT!(2x)
There were..... etc.

But there were no beds vacant,(2x)
Vacy, vacy, vacy, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT!(2x)
There were..... etc.

The doctor came form Norfolk,(2x)
Norry, ory, ory, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!(2x)
There were..... etc.

The nurse she gave them arsenic,(2x)
Arsy, arsy, arsy, NIC, NIC, NIC!(2x)
There were..... etc.

And this is where we finish it,(2x)
Fini, fini, fini, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!(2x)
There were..... etc.