Ah, kingBrilliant---somethin' like "Polish it behind the door"

One of our standards--- "Roond aboot the maypole danced oor Nell Oot cam'her faither an' kicked up Helensburgh castle staunds upon a rock Every body passin' by Has got tae show their Cockiebendie had a wife she was very cantie She went in ablow the bed an' tumml't ow'r the chantie."

Long before that--I was 4 years old or thereabouts---auld Grannie taught me "the Lost Child".