The uncommon cold

Anthrax song : to the toe tappin tempo and tune 'Jesus is Easy'

The Anthrax song (the Uncommon Cold) by Don Hakman c 2001 ...........................................................................................................................................................................

I paid a toll, I got some change, I went to town and bought some stuff and then I took the train I ate a burger, a soda, and crap I shouldnt oughta cuz now I got the anthrax and I'm wondrin where its from...

(chorus) Anthrax is easy if you're startin to sneeze your gonna wonder if you're gonna grow old. Anthrax is easy cuz its cured with Cipro and not contagious like the uncommon cold.

I went to work, and like a jerk, I used the water fountain and got somthin on my shirt and in a letter, I opened, I really should know better but Ed McMann just said I'd won and now I'm wondrin where its from .. .(chorus)

I came home ,I used the phone, I called my doc in quarantine and asked him for some pills and in the bathroom, later, I used some toilet paper and I've got a sore not there before I'm wondrin where its from.( chorus)

I watched the news, took off my shoes, I took a shower for an hour then I went to bed but in my dreams, I screamed , and then woke up Irene , then told her to beware the air I don't know where its from (chorus)

In the morning, I got changed, I went to town and bought some stuff and then I took the train I ate a pizza, eclair, and some stuff that had grown hair but now I got the anthrax and I'm wondrin where its from...

Anthrax is easy if you're startin to sneeze your gonna wonder if you're gonna grow old. Anthrax is easy cuz its cured with Cipro and Its everywhere ,,,I'm telling ya they got anthrax.... every wheeeeere.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill I can do one of these every couple days, probably more than you could ever use. Do you want a steady stream of these pre recorded (air play quality) So is the patriotic Ossamo song a one shot freebie, or are other topical light hearted tunes in your budget? If I had a phone # you could at least hear what they sound like - that is if you can spring $19.99 for a new phone :-) Best, Don Hakman