So Micca, there's a cider made in Vermont called Woodchuck. They have a tart apple up there called the Granny Smith. The cider they make from it has only 11g of sugar in 355ml. Which much lower that any cider I can find. If you think you might like that we can get some for the getaway.

I can't afford to lose anymore brain cells, thank you very much, I'm running at half speed already. Oh, sorry about the dance of the virgins, we haven't been able to certify anyone.