We often parodise?(take the piss) out of Lovely Nancy by singing a different set of lyrics to each verse. Starting with Pinball Wizard, then My Old Man's a Dustman, House Of The Rising Sun, Blue Suede Shoes, and finally John Barleycorn. The last verse added to above goes :- And when this song it is all over, There'll be peace throughout the bar. We shall step up to the count-i-er, And shall order another jar. We'll call for liqour merrily, and spend a quid or so. And when our money it is all gone, We shall bugger off home, you know.

There is no substitute for culture !!!