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Thread #40139   Message #573635
Posted By: GUEST,Souter
16-Oct-01 - 04:54 PM
Thread Name: What did you sing as a kid?
Subject: RE: BS: What did you sing as a kid?
Some of these songs I rememger
Miss Mary had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell
The steamboat weant to heaven and Miss Mary went to
Hello operator, Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you're big
Behind the yellow curtain, There is a piece of glass
And if you sit upon it, it will go up you're
As' me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bedroom, Pulling down their
Flies are in the meadow, Snakes are in the grass

Here's where it got into the really dirty words, but only my sister can remember the whole verses. Also, that one about Baby, baby, stick you're head in gravy, wash it off with apple sauce and show it to the navy. But I don't know if that counts, it's more of an insult than a song.