Frae a friend o mine...

Heard a brilliant "pulling the piss" version of The Green Fields of France last week. Two lines I can remember: "I left a wife and a sweetheart behind, When the wife found out she went bloody wild"

and

"While the boys played football in the forest"

Would you know the rest of the words or where I might find them. It was absolutely priceless.

Cheers

Mj