You could pass on a proud name from a noble member of his species; Genghis Khat, Mouse Murderer of the First Water, Nettle Flayer of Dogs, Reducer of the Avian, and Ruler of the Upper Barn of Equine, who reigned from 1979 to 1992 in Little Britain, Virginia. At 28 pounds, and blacker than your last breath, when he patrolled the barn, the Rottweiler followed in trace, and the crickets stopped chirping...