Bunches of us elementary kids (talking 1950's) sang this song: On top of old Smokey Where Nobody goes, There stood Marilyn Monroe, Without any clothes.

Along came Roy Rogers, Clippity Clop. He pulled down his zipper, And out with a flop.

I don't remember the verses after that, and most of us kids really had no idea of WHAT the song was even (snicker, giggle) implying. Oh, for those days of innocence again! Judy