Davy Cockhead

Tune: Davy Crockett

Down in the valley where the black grass grows,
There lives a lady without any clothes.
Along came a man with a cap and a stick,
Down went his pants, and up went his prick.

CHORUS:
Davy, Davy Cockhead,
King of the wild fuckers.

Three months past and all was well,
Six months past, oh, what a swell,
Nine months pass, oh, what a shock!
Out came a baby with a nine-inch cock.