Mikey Joe,
Yeah, I'm in the Ensign Ewart on a Thursday, also frequently in the Royal Oak and Sandy Bell's.
Gordon Duncan is famed for his ability to play when arseholed, one year at the Highland Annual he got so pissed he tried to climb down the fire escape of Teviot Union and the bouncers were going to throw him out before he'd even done his spot, but he was persuaded back in and proceeded to play a blinder.
Daisy A, where are you based?