the wife and I saw him in concert a few years back and laughed for 2 straight hours.

Oh......
The cat got dead so we put 'im in a box
And we dug a little hole and we covered it with rocks
And we picked a couple dandelions and we said a little prayer
And we all went off to bed...
...'cause we mostly didn't care.

But in the middle of the night a dog began a-sniffin...