hey - being called "little" is a prety good gift these days! Seriously, Secret Santa, should the "North Pole" be in the UK then I suspect there are many things that would please my soul. Something that would really do it - should the "North Pole" be anywhere near The Jug or other local Mudcatter watering spot - would be a cassette/CD (I can't handle minidisk) of as many mudcatters as possible. - even just laughing, or saying stupid things.