Wonderful! I'm ashamed to say I could sing along to most of those. BUT I can find no mention of the "little green man" - didn't he live in a fridge or something?

"'I love you, I want you' said the little green man, 'I love you, I want you to bits. I love you, I want you' said the little green man, And scared me right out of my wits!"

Ah, eat your heart out, Eminem et al.