God how I hate elf mating season, horny little buggers...uh, oh, Ella. You're here.

Well, some questions.

A) What size picture frame?

B) Do you like chocolate?

C) Do you like a rubber tip on your beater. Notched or unnotched.

D) Do you already have any Dixie Chicks cds?

Do you want to learn your secret Santa's identity someday?