I dont remember singing, ...the sexual life of a camel
Is not quite what everyone thinks,
One night in an excess of passion
He tried to de-flower the Sphinx.
Now the Sphinxs' posterior regions
Are clogged my the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinxs' inscruteable smile.

...and further experimentation
Has incontrovertably shown
Comparitive safety on shipboard
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.