Omigod ... I can't believe Big Mick isn't galloping across the Cyberbeach right now, ready to scoop his Fair One (visualize cool colors) up in his arms, wet tee shirt and all and off to the glade for a virtualtryst (although not a virtuous one!). Keep those bosoms heaving, Fairest, he'll be here soon. ...

And whazzup with the rest o' you wankers, not sending Alison your photos? Get those cameras out, get those togs off and get snappin' ...

ww whoalreadysenthersalongtimeagothankyouverymuch