Whoa, Harp!!!- Perhaps, this one compliments the male yang of the ying?

Inbred Man
Tune: Crawdad Hole

Inbred Man, he's our man
Inbred, inbred
Don't matter if he's kin or Klan
Inbred, inbred
Cunt or mouth or asshole too
Fuck you good that's what he'll do
Inbred, he's an inbred.

Inbred Man had a sister once
Inbred, inbred
Fucked that bitch way up her cunt
Inbred, inbred
Fucked her good then she died
Cause his dick was laced with cyanide
Inbred, he's an inbred.

Inbred Man he looses his truck
Inbred, inbred
But with his truck he does not fuck
Inbred, inbred
Under the hood is much better
Puts his lips around that header
Inbred, he's an inbred.

Inbred Man went down to the creek
Inbred, inbred
Jacking on his big old dick
Inbred, inbred
Saw a girl, she look so neat
GOD DAMN, she's got feet!
Inbred, he's an inbred.

Inbred Man had a dog named Rover
Inbred, inbred
Inbred yelled, "Well, come on over"
Inbred, inbred
Inbred came and so did Rover
That's more luck than a four-leaf clover
Inbred, he's an inbred.

Inbred Man, he's got this punk
Inbred, inbred
Boy, that kid smells like a skunk
Inbred, inbred
Took it out and shot it twice,
This song is over, ain't that nice
Inbred, he's an inbred.