That's probably why guitars sound so good...because they are shaped like women. Natural resonance, harmony, and balance.
Carol, you are right. Patrick Stewart would look sexy on any instrument. Maybe Martin should do a "Patrick Stewart" model...
As for Burl Ives, he wouldn't look sexy even if perched atop a female orangutan....which in his case would at least appear to be an almost incestuous act! (Hee! Hee!) He did have a great voice though.
Pluck off, Shambles! :-)