therefore..*smile* ..the intended conclusions fails because of The Fallacy of Equivocation:

" Lewis Carroll in Through the Looking Glass: "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never Jam today." "It must come sometimes to Jam today," Alice objected. "No, it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day: today isn't every other day, you know".