Gareth...

What about the one about the farmer counting his sheep in from the field and they were all different colours...

or something like that.. A friend of mine sings it when he has had a few, But can't remember the words... I could hum you the tune, but I don't think it would work here..

It gets faster and faster, and he lists all the different sheep as he goes along.

And the saucepan one

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