Welcome back Aine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine this as a musical number on the Simpsons. With Apu singing to his child. Its been so long I forgot the freaking line breaks!!!!

A start in life

Daddy where did I come from?
The little boy inquired
Am I the Apple of your eye
Was I just what you desired.

No son you shouldn't ask that question
The answer you are going to hate
Your mom and me didn't have a condom
And we just couldn't wait

You are a happy sari accident
You were born from our love
You are a happy sari accident
Because, I didn't wear a glove

I went to the local health care worker
Noticed he had a fine new car
I think he was a duty shirker
when I asked where the condoms are

He said, he didn't get a shipment
He said that no condoms came
I could not cover my equipment
The sari factory is to blame

You are a happy sari accident
You were born from our love
You are a happy sari accident
Because, I didn't wear a glove
Because, I didn't wear a glove
Ohhhhhh Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

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