Here's the story on why Mbo has gone missing from Mudcat. Mbo got tired of Kendall telling him to go get laid, so he went out and tried to get himself laid.

He couldn't find any takers among the nice young ladies on campus so he turned to the back pages of the local alternative rag and found himself a 60-minute sweetie for $60.00.

Mbo used a rubber but still caught case of herpes that will be with him for life. Now he's pissed at Mudcat for embarrassing him into finding a 'ho and he's staying away.

I know this because I am The Amazing Kweskin, a mentalist who plays jug band music and talks like Elmer Fudd.