Pudding, chips, peas and gravy. Two rounds of bread and butter and a pot of tea at the Victoria Cafe, Fleetwood. Along with the 'floor show' by the staff.

"How much is the cheesecake?" "Same as the Gateaux!"

"Would you like kidney with that? My sister had to have a kidney out last week!"

"Lunch? Lunch? You want lunch? I've not had my breakfast yet!"

Unfortunately it has been renamed and the staff have been trained to act sensibly. Just not the same anymore:-(

Dmitris on Deansgate in Manchester is my current favourite.

Cheers

Dave the Gnome