If we are going to wallow in the gutter, how about taking famous movie titles and converting them to porno movie titles:
The Mighty Aphrodite= The Mighty Hermaphrodite.
Songcatcher = Schlongcatcher.
Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Privates.
Children of a Lesser God = Children of a Lesser Sod.
Mr. Holland's Opus = Mr. Holland's Puss.