Damn, as a guest, I cannot edit my typos, either! Sorry, for those above.

GUEST, I'll bet you could find a way to suck a green egg dry on a hot day an August of the dustbowl and still not be satisfied, so then you'd have to go find some sorry son of a slat-ribbed dog to kick, but even THAT wouldn't get your dried up lil' ol' pickle going, so you'd still just go on being the pitiful, mealy-mouthed bad apple that you are and nobody's goin' ever wanna take a bite out that, so I hope you've got the skill of a twister so you can kiss your own.