Ho Ho HoOH! you wanted Sean CONNERY! I tried to send Sean Penn. He has a, I mean, FITS into a much smaller package.
By the way - I was told that the package could take 4 to 6 weeks to get to you - something about waiting for a prision ship to Botany Bay, though that could have been a joke...
I do suggest that you free the fellow I did box up - he's looking forward to a trip to the beach when he gets there - got any nudist beaches near you? He'd rather go in the buff.