Sari Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Elton John Bernie Taupin What have I got to do to weave a sari
What have I got to do to weave you one
What do I do when bobbins snap thread
And I have to weave from the start again

What do I do to weave it quickly
What have I got to do to make my quota
What do I do to make my wages
When my excuses don't matter one iota

It's dry, so dry
It needs some lubrication
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's dry, dry
Why can't we use a condom
Oh it seems to me
That sari needs some greasing from the bird

What do I do to grease your bobbin
What have I got to lubricate the bird
What do I do with birth control when robbing
What have I got to do
What have I got to do
That sari needs some greasing from the bird