Nellie Darling
Tune: I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Wiener

Oh, your ass is like a stovepipe, Nellie Darling,
And the nipples on your tits are turning green,
There's a thousand flies a' buzzing round your pussy,
Oh, you're the dirtiest, ugliest, rottenest, fucking bitch I've Ever seen.

There's a yard of lint protruding from your navel,
When you piss, your piss a stream as green as grass,
There's enough wax in your ear to make a candle,
So why not make one dear, and shove it up your a-a-a-ass?