Me•gil•lah (mú-g*l2ú) n. 1. Judaism The scroll containing the biblical narrative of the Book of Esther, traditionally read in synagogues to celebrate the festival of Purim. 2. megillah Slang A tediously detailed or embroidered account: told us the whole megillah. [ Hebrew megillâ scroll from gElal to roll]

Just set the date, and lemme know, Capn.

As for the proposed wedding, I must insist out of respect for protocol that banns be published. I think there are a few Mudders about who might want to lodge objections. One of them would be Cletus' parents, considering he was only invented less than three years ago!! Then there's the Mudcat Literary and Green Tea Soiree group who won't stand to have their sear hidden behind a bushel of Cletus' corrosive dimensions. There's a score of Y-gifted lurkers who would see their dreams go up in smoke!! And what would the back-room girls have to whisper about??? No, friends, this would be selling a National Asset down de ribber.

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