Thankee fer them pitcherz Miz Sorcha!

Catspaw izza mite sleepy cuz hiz boyz got lotsa candy an he ate a lot uv it but wuddent giv enny ta me or the Reg Boyz cuz we wuz scarin kidz whut come ta the house by flarin off Paw's farts. Paw dint want enny candy cuz heez all tuckered out. Catspaw had about 350 kidz thiz year in this little town which iz about average. I figger they come heer from summa tha bigger towns sinz itz a purty safe place.

Kendall we all live heer in kinda like southeast Ohio but Catspaw sez he'll meetcha damn neer ennywhair within a few hours drive.

Miz Harpy, I wuz wundrin iffen JenEllen caint fit me in her bed iffen I cud mebbee fit inta yers?

CLETUS