Good, Santa. Now. As for the guessing:

"Ahem, Watson, attend. 1)You will note the typically American phrase in the first post: "Check out your house"

2)You will note the enjoyment in thinking about the present giving.

3) The repeated emphasis on the joy of shopping.

4) Along that line Santa describes self as "a good shopper".

"Well Watson what are your conclusions?"

"Egad, Holmes, I can make nothing of it!"