Ho Ho Ho — All those secret little helpers of mine who aren't answering posts from the good boys and girls all over the Mudcat had better watch out! Those naughty Santa-catters will be getting coal in their stockings on Christmas Eve!

So, be good for goodness' sake! Ho Ho Ho!

Santa, President & CEO, The North Pole Inc.

P.S. – Oh yes, and please don't leave out any more of that skim milk for me. I've got to watch my figure — can't let myself get too thin, or I'll be out of a job! Ho Ho Ho!