I used to see a Celebes Macaque who could pop an unsuspecting zoo visitor at 40 paces with a handful of fresh ...ummmm...excrement.

There's a few 'guests' here I'd like to lead past his cage.

Old Jocko, the Macaque, was an anti-social bugger, so he coped very much like certain nameless humans...he was unable to get along in a group, so he amused himself by tormenting those who did....slinging shit.

it is too bad, he was a bright monkey