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Thread #132764   Message #584316
Posted By: alison
01-Nov-01 - 07:46 PM
Thread Name: Lyr ADD: Hard Times Come Again No More (Parodies)
Subject: Lyr Add: VIAGRA SONG: 'Hard times come again...'
Just sang this is paltalk and got asked for the lyrics, so here they are... I was given them by a friend so I can't say who wrote it.....

The Viagra Song (Hard Times come again some more)

As he pauses at the chemist and counts out many coins
And begs for Viagra at the door
There's an ache that will linger forever in his loins
Oh hard times come again some more

Chorus
There's a song a sigh of the droopy
Hard times, hard times come again some more
Many days she has lingered around his bedroom door
Oh hard times come again some more

While he seeks youth and vigour and women night and day
His poor wife is standing at the door
Though her voice is silent, her pleading looks will say
Oh hard times come again some more

There's a pale droopy old man who toils his life away
And dreams of better days in store
Though his voice may be merry, he's sighing all the day
Oh hard times come again some more


slainte

alison