Somebody still has to step up to the challenge of using these oldies:

"Whose Sari Now?" (illegal lubricant discovered, pricey garment sent to Goodwill) "I'm Sari --Sew Sari"
"Sari to Disappoint You"
"Hard to Say I'm Sari"
"Better Safe than Sari" The Planned Parenthood theme song
"You'll Be Sari" -- (Dialogue in a used condom)
"Never Gonna Say I'm Sari"
"Sari Her Lot Who Loves Too Well..."

"You'll Be Sari to See me Go"

And probably a score more...