Muckle obligit tae all o' ye for yir help wi' th' play itsel' as weel as background information!

I noo hae a fairst draft o' a ten-minute play, wi' th' followin' five characters:

Pat (short for Patunia): a liberal religious scholar of uncanny androgeny

Sir Scholasticus: a scholar-knight of the Old School, and Defender of the Unchanging Way of Truth

Mildread O'Really: Blue-haired Churchlady of Immense Common Sense, and the maternel portion of Pat(unia)'s parentage

Nick Scarlet: Overseer of the Fiery Regions of Hell, Broncos fan (seminary's in Denver), and Old School Chum of Sir Scholasticus

The Reverend Doctor Looking-Glass: a most unusual Theologian, Cosmic Traveler, and Holy Fool.

Th' doctor will be ridin' in, nae on a hobby horse, but on th' Holy Goat, whae figgers prominantly in th' play's action. Och, this is gang tae be sae muckle fun!!!

Thank ye agin'!!!

--Cuilionn