Isn't Robert Johnson dead because he was messing with the wrong married woman? Now, that's an idea for a song ...

Oh, Sandberg already collected it --

Papa loved Mama
Mama loved men
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the pen.

World's shortest folk song?

According to Annotated Mother Goose, those very short ones were for singing parties where the guy who couldn't sing needed a shortie when it was his/her turn.

I knowed ya was a'joking with us, Art. The first pun said it all.

Anybody besides me love the animated film, :The Devil and Daniel Mouse?" music by John Sebastian. "Look where the music can take you ..."

and a song from the heart beats the devil every time!