Nice jobs, Amos and EJ! (I still think Trapper has the best title, though!)

Here's one more bit of doggerel from me:

Needle Good and Greasy
(Skillet Good and Greasy)

Well, I'm goin' to the fact'ry,
Make the saris satisfact'ry,
Rub a condom on my bobbin,
Keep my needle good and greasy
All the time, time, time,
Needle good and greasy,
Needle good and greasy,
Needle good and greasy all the time.

Now in Bombay town
Population's out of hand, We
Sell the condoms to The Man, We
Keep the women fat and queasy
All the time, time, time,
Women fat and queasy,
Women fat and queasy,
Women fat and queasy all the time.

If The Man say "Sew!
We've just got to make some mo'!"
We'll start shootin' out more saris
All the time, time, time.
Shootin' out more saris,
Shootin' out more saris,
Shootin' out more saris all the time.

'Cause, down in sari fact'ry town,
Condoms move the bobbins easy,
Keep de needles good and greasy
All the time, time, time,
Needles good and greasy,
Needles good and greasy,
Needles good and greasy all the time.

Genie