Here ya go, Challenge!rs -- Better late than never, right? ;-) These were some great songs for a very silly idea -- Well Done, One and All! Cudos and congrats to all, and enjoy your new mantel decorations . . . ;-)

-- Áine

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):

Don't Flush by Jack the Sailor
Don't Flush! by Mmario

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears):

Embraceable You by Jack the Sailor
Handy by SharonA
Redeem My Teeth by mousethief

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song):

Betty's Locked in the Loo by derrymacash

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen):

Maybelle's Snowy Dentures by Amos
Plumber's Little Helper by The Trolling Thrones (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
Thirty-Second Radio Ad for Poly-Grip by Trapper